Rotten to the Corre-Episode II: WENDY'S!

*The Corre arrive at Wendy’s.*

Wade: We did great tonight, guys! We proved our dominance and made an example out of Kane & Big Show. Best of all, we kept the tag titles. It’s time to celebrate!

Justin & Ezekiel: WENDY’S!

Heath: *mutters* Stupid Wendy’s.

*The Corre walk into Wendy’s and are greeted with applause and elation. The customers get out of their seats and run towards them*

Wade: That’s right, give us our due respect!

Crowd: Oh my God! It’s Wendy!

*Wade looks pissed.*

Heath: What? No! I’m not Wendy! Tell them I’m not Wendy, Wade.

*Wade ponders.*

Wade: He’s Wendy.

*Wade walks to the counter with a grin on his face. The crowd bombards Heath, with Justin staying behind to fend them off.*

Employee: What can I get for you?

Ezekiel: I’ll have four Baconators, four large fries and four large sodas.

Wade: Thanks for getting the whole group dinner!

Ezekiel: Who said I was ordering for you guys?

Wade: *confused* You got all that food and… never mind. I’m in too good of a mood tonight. I’ll have the Fish Fillet with a Baked Potato and Hot Tea. Oh, and… *yells* FROSTY’S ON THE HOUSE!

*The crowd cheers. Wade and Ezekiel grab a table, with Heath and Justin joining them.*

Heath: What the hell was that for, Wade?!?

Wade: My amusement.

Heath: Yeah, well I don’t find it very amusing. I had a woman rip a lock of hair out of my head.

Wade: Why would anybody want a lock of that greasy mess?

Justin: Hey, Heath isn’t Bret Hart.

Heath: Nice!

*Heath and Justin knuckle bump.*
Justin: At least you made up for it by getting everybody Frosty’s.

Ezekiel: About that. If we’re supposed to be menacing, then why are we treating people to Frosty’s?

Wade: You know, I didn’t think of that. How are we going to fix this?

Heath: I know.

*Heath gets out of his chair, goes up to each customer and dumps their Frosty’s on them.*

Heath: Ha! You all just got frosted!

Wade: That was your plan?

Heath: It made them hate us, didn’t it?

Wade: Maybe, but it also made us look like idiots! We want to be menacing, not pull of pranks like the Hamburglar.

Justin: Wrong fast food chain, bro.

Wade, Heath & Ezekiel: Bro?

Wade: Have you been hanging out with Zack Ryder again?

Justin: *sheepishly* No.

*The manager walks up to their table.*

Manager: Folks, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

Wade: Why?

Manager: You doused our other customers with Frosty’s. You can’t do that.

Wade: Why not? We beat the tar out of Kane & Big Show and faced no consequences.

Manager: Who?

Heath: Kane & Big Show. You know, the two giants. One used to wear a mask, but had to take it off after Triple H beat him. All because of a rumor that he molested the corpse of Katie Vick. Then there’s Big Show, who had his father’s funeral interrupted by the Big Boss Man, who proceeded to drive the casket out of the graveyard.

Manager: *petrified* Little lady, I don’t know what your problem is. All I know is you and your lackeys better get out of here now before I call the cops.

Heath: I’m not a girl!

Wade: I’m not his lackey!

Ezekiel: I’m not done eating!

Justin: I can’t believe it’s not butter!

Manager: Out, now!

*The Corre is escorted out of the Wendy’s.*

Wade: Way to go, Heath. Get us kicked out of Wendy’s!

Heath: If you didn’t buy everybody a Frosty, we wouldn’t have this problem!

Wade: I’m not the one who poured them all over their heads!

Heath: Yeah, well…

Justin: Guys, knock it off! You’re making Ezekiel upset.

Ezekiel: *frowning* I want my Baconator.

Justin: Don’t worry, Ezekiel. We’ll go to another Wendy’s and get you your Baconator. Wade and Heath, apologize.

Wade & Heath: We’re sorry.

Justin: That’s better. Now let’s all go to another Wendy’s and forget about this mess. Heath, I suggest you disguise yourself this time.

Heath: As what?

Justin: David Otunga. Nobody will recognize you.