Rotten to the Corre: Episode 1

Wade Barret: Alright, this is what we're gonna do. Heath, stay out of the way! All you do is cause problems and act like a buffoon. Just stay in the background and play your Rock Band game.

Heath: It's One Man Rock Band, Wade.

Wade: Damn it, Heath! Don't correct me! I HATE YOU HEATH SLATER! I HATE YOU!

Justin: Hey, be nice to Heath!

Wade: Stay out of this, Justin. If it weren't for you, he'd be kicked to the road by now. I left Nexus to get away from him.

Heath: You didn't leave Nexus. You were kicked out.

Wade: HEATH!

Heath: At least me and Justin walked out in style, like real men. *flips hair*

Wade: Justin, control Heath! Speaking of you, I need you to hit your 450 Splash. I don't care how big the guy is, you do it. It looks nice and wows the crowd.

Justin: I've been meaning to talk to you about that. I don't want to do the 450 anymore. It hurts.

Wade: Oh, boo hoo Justin! You don't see me complaining about my move.

Justin: That's because you simply hoist somebody on your shoulders and drop them. I've got to risk my life doing an insane flip that, if done wrong, could break my neck.

Wade: Then make Heath do it.

Heath: I don't know how.

Wade: Of course you don't. You're Heath Slater, you can't do anything right!

Justin: Knock it off!

Wade: Do you want to be kicked out of the group?

Justin: *sad face* No.

Wade: That's what I thought. Do your move, keep Heath out of the way and don't, I repeat, DON'T smile!

Ezekiel: Can I smile?

Wade: No.

Ezekiel: Why not?

Wade: You're smile is... weird.

Ezekiel: What do you mean by that?

Wade: Nothing personal. It's a fine smile, but isn't menacing. It looks as if you just helped an old lady cross the street and are proud of it.

Ezekiel: What's wrong with helping an old lady cross the street?

Wade: *Frustrated* Nothing! It's simply not menacing.

Ezekiel: Why do we have to be menacing?

Wade: Because I said so!

Heath: Did Stone Cold say so?

Wade: Shut the hell up, Heath!

Ezekiel: We're getting off track. What do you want me to do?

Wade: Play back-up. If we get into trouble, hit the ring and take out our enemy. You seem to be good at that.

Ezekiel: *smiles* Thanks!

Wade: Stop smiling!

Justin: So, what are you going to do, Wade?

Wade: I'm going to stand back and watch. I'll give you all commands and, if need be, will assist you guys.

Heath: *mutters* And probably get chokeslammed by Big Show.

Wade: What was that?!?

Heath: Nothing.

Wade: That's what I thought. Remember, we're all equals. If you look bad, that means I look bad. I can't have that happening. Now, let's go out there and do business. Afterwards, we'll go to Wendy's.

Justin and Ezekiel: WENDY'S!

*The Corre exit the locker room*

Heath: *sad* Why do we always have to go to Wendy's?